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Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You're a waste of cheezeits
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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