Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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