I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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