i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
he was CRYING into my vagina
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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