I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
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thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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