Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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