Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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