Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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