so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
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