I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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