brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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