Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I need water and some morals
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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