How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Sponge bath it is.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
