True but thats because hes a fetus.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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