So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
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Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
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I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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