Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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