Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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