What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
