Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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