if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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