If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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