Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
the liver wants what the liver wants
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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