hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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