Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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