i jhust puked up my retainher.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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