HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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