My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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