We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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