Yo dont text me then not text me
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Im part way to drunk.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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