found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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