Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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