it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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