is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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