So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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