we have officially lost it.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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