Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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