Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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