She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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