Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
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75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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