quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Randomize
