you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
