Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
