It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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