spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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