Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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