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• (734): View more from Michigan

  i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.

  (352): View more from Florida

  I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  i flashed his best friends last night

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  you always were good at making good first impressions

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below

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  When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  My vag hurts but I feel vindicated

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  That is an interesting emotion combo

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.

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