I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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