Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Randomize