I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
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I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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