you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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