my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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