I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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