I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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